The CK

I work at the Campus Kitchen ("CK"). Every so often, I get some customers that really make me chuckle. At the beginning of the year, it was the freshmen who had no idea what to order and would stand in line for an eternity asking about every single option on the list. There are those other people who change their order about a million times and still don't really know what they want. Then, there is a different breed of people who mean to say one thing, and it comes out the wrong way and it sounds absolutely hilarious. I had one of those people order from me this last Friday. This is how the conversation went:

Me: "Hi, What would you like today?"

Customer: "I would like to order, uh, Crap!"

Me: (laughing) "You would like to order what?"

Customer: "Uh, Oh no!"

Me: (Laughing quite hysterically by this point... it had been a long day) "You want to order Crap?!"

Customer: (Laughing and shaking his head) "no, no, no!!"

... Customer then looks a little worried and says "You don't serve that here, do you?"

Me: "I don't think we serve that here, but if and when we ever do, I'll let you know."