I have received some pretty good fortunes from fortune cookies in the past. I opened my cookie tonight in sweet anticipation, hoping for the best one ever. My mouth dropped slightly upon reading it... this is probably the worst fortune in history:
"Come back later... I am sleeping (yes, cookies need their sleep too)."
Unbelievable.
ha. that is terrible. i would demand another.
ReplyDeleteLazy cookie.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Unbelievable. Unbelievable that this is the first time this has ever happened to you. Unbelievable that you are so demanding of simple desserts in the first place. Unbelievable that you can't give a cookie a break every once in a while. It gets tiring handing out sage wisdom to every Tom Dick & Harry and BETH that happens to rip open a vacuum-sealed plastic pouch. Really. Unbelievable.
ReplyDeletethats not a fortune cookie. thats a fortune (except when I'm sleeping) cookie. false advertising.
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